Republicans vote party over ideology and do mental gymnastics to make their guy fit the mold. That’s how a pussy-grabber who has 3 or 4 children by 2 or 3 women and is grooming his daughter as wife number 3? 4? became the darling of evangelicals.

So, every dollar that passed (directly or indirectly) through Hillary Clinton’s hands got looked at under a microscope just before the election. How did this get missed?

Patriot, racist, bootlicker... these terms are all pretty interchangeable.

Goddamn Roseanne Barr is the last person qualified to give anyone shade over their looks.

I was only able to find Chadwick boseman. Can I keep him, though?

Let me guess; suspended with pay?

Old, conservative white men can live damn near forever through pacts with Satan. Also see: dick Cheney, the Koch brothers, and Strom Thurmond.

The 3 R’s of education still apply to fraternities, except now they stand for rape, racism, and raging drunk.

Is the city legally allowed to try and raise the money via crowdfunding? I’d donate.

Well, weed is about the only thing making this presidency bearable; be nice if it was legal, you know?

Trump’s policy ideas are a lot like his hair; there’s nothing there, but he keeps pushing around and teasing the same three strands until it sorta looks like there is something.

Badge, tho. That, and the right skin color is basically a murder license.

You’re right. It’s almost like Europe exported its criminals, rapists, and religious zealots. We should’ve built a wall around them and made them pay for it some-odd years ago.

The first and second amendments are the only ones conservatives care about. His boy Sessions is already doing his damndest to gut the fourth.

Whitenes is a hell of a drug. Side effects include: dangerous overconfidence, solipsism, delusions of grandeur, and premature aging.

Someone refresh my memory; what was her original job supposed to be? I really don’t know what anyone in this administration really does beyond spout stupid shit.

And/or business suits with American flag pins.

Right? I think pretty much every episode of the Simpsons throughout sixth grade was pre-empted because of that motherfucker.

Donald Trump is basically plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.