My expectations are so low these days i’m pleasantly surprised he didn’t just get the probation.

Movies and print fiction gave me unrealistic expectations; who knew living in a dystopia would be so...boring?

Blaming hillary/president Obama for shit that happened yesterday and/or before they were born.

“The world is not only more dangerous now than it was a year ago. It is as threatening as it has been since World War II,”

“In recent days, Trump has fumed to friends that Kelly acts like he’s running the government while Trump tweets and watches television.”

huh, I wonder what happened to the bullshit about Mexico paying for it. That was literally the only thing he campaigned on.

It seems to be an old white republican thing. Every mouth looks like a puckered anus or a tortoise’s beak.

I feel like you could just TELL trump things he wants are being done, but actually do the opposite. He’d be too lazy/stupid to go behind anyone and check.

Hillary Clinton ordered the attack from her personal email address.

A couple examples of unapologetic whiteness:

A sum is something you can’t do in your head, fuckstick.

In a less shitty world, trump would fire Kelly,  go back to showing his whole incompetent, uncensored ass, and would finally be impeached. In reality, only the first of those two things are likely to happen.

“BUT THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WHEN YOUR NAME IS KIRSTJEN BROOMHILDA RAPUNZEL LANNISTER NIELSEN AND YOU CLAIM NOT TO KNOW WHAT COLOR YOUR GRANDPARENTS’ NEIGHBORS PROBABLY WERE.”

Eh, she can probably still drop out of college, dye her hair blonde, and get a show on Fox news. You know, like ol’ what’s-her-name did. Flagcostume McBitcherton.

Wow. Please let this motherfucker have a debilitating stroke. That would be justice.

He looks like any minute he’s going to raise his pinky to his mouth and demand one million dollars.

Why insult the poor dog by implying it looks like kellyanne?

Evil old white dudes get to truck on forever, which leads me to not really believe in karma. For example, take dick Cheney and whichever orphan “donor” heart he’s currently burning through.

Interestingly enough, I’ve seen them refuse to try remembering surnames of other white people if they’re too ethnic. Maybe it’s an American thing?

Yes, all cops. Assata Shakur did nothing wrong.