Jesus fucking Christ; if wypipo want the damn n-word so bad, fine! But there’s a couple things I want in exchange for it, like the ability to secure a job with a criminal record and to seize federal land/point guns at the cops without ending up dead.

Which eye? The one hanging out on her cheek? This whole damn administration looks like the aliens from They Live in poorly-designed human suits.

Nice thought, but doubt it. If they can swap out dick cheney’s failing organs with those of orphans and/or concentrated bits of evil, then keeping trump upright should be a cakewalk by comparison.

Fair enough, comrade. Here’s hoping the next fist to punch dick Spencer is wearing brass knuckles.

Weren’t both world wars touched off by a homogenous population tho?

With how amazon and wal-mart treat their employees, even serfdom is coming back in a big way!

So we’re being ruled by inbred sociopaths? Are the middle ages making a comeback or something?

Behold the master race, amirite?

And the first, but only as it pertains to the free speech of neo-nazis and Christian bigots.

Only as long as the shooter’s white. Then no one will crack down on anything.

There’s money to pay for shit like that, plus pensions and all kinds of fringe benefits, but police organizations have the gall to call me multiple times a year asking for donations. Fuck those fuckers.

No, no. It’s never a gun issue, it’s a mental health issue. And on that note, here’s president trump to ease your access to the former and take away your ability to pay for the latter. Freedom! Fuck yeah!

That is the oldest, most used-up looking 14 year old I’ve ever seen

In theory, but we all know the second amendment wasn’t meant to pertain to everyone.

Remember: death threats are just free speech unless you’re darker than ecru.

Welcome to the US, only place in the world where they let the losers write history.

In capitalist America, bank robs you!

Mayhap they can get this guy to have a vasectomy in exchange for early retirement with full benefits. The world can’t afford more assholes who look like angry potatoes.

I thought doing the pledge every day was something they stopped bothering with after grade school.

Thankfully he’s only been able to master the cartoon part thus far.