Guess the “economic anxiety” isn’t quite bad enough to stop them from buying expensive things as a form of protest.

When you can’t immediately tell whether it was a terrorist attack or just one of the normal mass shootings

The birther argument is a lot like his alleged hair; there’s nothing there, but he teases and pushes things around until it looks like there is.

I like how our percentage of the population never goes up, but the violent crimes do. By 2078, I imagine we’ll still be 12-15% of Americans and responsible for 1000% of all crime.

Making terrorist threats? No, no; you mean making mentally ill, lone-wolf threats.

We need legal pot now more than ever. Trump is president, no one is gonna be able to retire, and neo-nazis can march the streets with impunity. Drugs are the only things making the world bearable at the moment.

Your username and profile pic gave me a much-needed smile today. Thanks!

The current guy makes him seem like a Rhodes scholar by comparison. Just think on that.

If you expect any kind of humanity from dotard trump, you’re gonna have a bad time. If (according to him) John McCain’s not a hero because he got captured, it follows that he’s got even more contempt for soldiers who are gauche enough to *monocle breaks* get killed.

Just look at those pale, chubby neckbeards. I bet that was the first time in days any of them left the house.

Yup, lots of superiority in that there email.

Guess China is ready to conquer the world after all; they’ve already outdone the U.S. in all of its native art forms: fast food, toxic capitalism, and racism.

I, for one, blame the culture of violence; you just know they grew up playing that godawful grand theft auto and listening to Marilyn Manson.

Dubya (god, if it weren’t for all the dead iraqis, that motherfucker would seem quaint) already lowered the bar when it comes to literacy; hatred of brown/poor people and a pulse are all the GOP needs in a candidate now.

Boomers: *ruins the economy*

Not that I really know or care about sports in the first place, but are player-owned teams even a thing?

Like so?

Micah Johnson did nothing wrong.

But if you’re the right color and heavily armed, you can protest by seizing federal land/buildings and it’s okay!

Username checks out