Clearly, this is no laughing matter.

So basically it's a little box that says "Fuck you" all the time.

Dear Gabe,

Also you're a lot more likely to go out of your way and try to find rules to bend for a customer who treats you with respect and lets you get a word in edgewise. So many people call in thinking if they bluster and yell and backhand enough we'll bend the time space continuum for them. No, mister powerful taskmaster, I…

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That little bastard would have been a legend.

Ack ack my friend, ack ack.

My first thought as well.

Wait..."Drink more Ovaltine?" Son of a bitch!

I would have gone with Ray Rice's impersonation of Balrog's Turn Punch.

Must be the guy who designed the N64's controller.

...or midichlorians.

The Godfather Part II was mostly a prequel. That's all I've got (for now).

Such a game already exists

The bad news is hackers have stolen the contact information for 76 million households—that's nearly 65% of all US households!—and 7 million small businesses: names, addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses. This makes this latest data breach one of the biggest in history. The information may also include former…

Lame.