You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

I’m worried lines will take forever if they only let you ride with people if you have their friend code.

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

uh huh huh huh... you said “crack”...

Gee that would be nice if someone dumped it for mame.....anyone? bueller? bueller?

wow goku looks weird here what super saiyan level is this

I had a mention in there and edited out. But, YOU disappoint ME, my friend, by calling that tournament overbooked nonsense. That was great storytelling. I was so blinded by my love for The Rock that I didn’t see the heel turn coming, but it made so much sense in retrospect and built Foley up superbly. If they do an…

Hmm. Is it possible to both really enjoy South Park skewering the “PC crowd” and also think that anyone who unironically uses the word “SJW” is probably pretty gross? Yes, I think it is.

This is pretty unrealistic. Mayweather never fights a woman if she has the capability to kick his ass.

Finally, we get a city simulator where you don’t have to play offline.

Clearly, this is no laughing matter.

Dear Gabe,

Also you're a lot more likely to go out of your way and try to find rules to bend for a customer who treats you with respect and lets you get a word in edgewise. So many people call in thinking if they bluster and yell and backhand enough we'll bend the time space continuum for them. No, mister powerful taskmaster, I…

I would have gone with Ray Rice's impersonation of Balrog's Turn Punch.

Must be the guy who designed the N64's controller.

Such a game already exists

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