In other news: Water is wet.

last guy could have just stopped with "absolutely beautiful". no way to get a more accurate description here.

I can't tell you how much I hate the fact that you are 100% correct. I want my holodeck now!

so are goats trying to take over the internet from cats? because cats are better in every way.

fair either way, since both are great. Speaking of Wolverine, I think Wolverine's part in First Class was better than both Wolverine movies combined.

i don't know about you, but IMO First Class is by far the best X-Men movie. Yes X2 was awesome, and yes X3 was amazingly bad, but First Class was pretty much perfect.

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i'm kind of disappointed you can do this within only 52 hours of play. that seems *incredibly* short for doing something like this.

no no no. perfect as is. best ORIGINAL shop contest joke in a very long time.

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I'm *never* going to play ground zeroes, can someone who played it link me to a spoiler of what got censored?

can we get a Zidane headbutt as rampardos?

This so much. Wii is a fantastic emu box.

was that ever official? I know for a fact when it first came out on ios they just said it would be out for PC "soon"..... did they finally just decide to cancel it?

and now for the plot twist. it was hacked by Gabe and this is the real announcement.

I just want them to release PvZ2 on fucking PC already. WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?

I would hope that when you poop there's always at least paper around. Keep a pen in there at all times as well. Just don't wipe with your idea.

Forget all this. There is only ONE correct answer and that is "while pooping"

sprint will block any numbers you want for you, there's a part of their website where you can just add numbers. i imagine the other big carriers have similar things set up.

if this is not the shop contest, kotaku sucks FOREVER.