Why..... is "HE HATE ME" on the list?

can't you people just let me have my dreams of pixelated boobies!???

Nina as Sagat please. T-O-P-L-E-S-S.

When she goes out to a bar, does Robin say "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" and hand her a condom?

Free portal 2? pfffft. I think we ALL know how Valve will respond to this.

"but officer, she ASKED me to slap her!

exactly the same.... except it was 95 for me.

I think this may be the first japanese thing with subtitles I want to watch since DBZ VHS tapes back in 6th grade

I would like to have intercourse with this woman. That is all.

oh siri has trouble understanding someone who can't speak english just like everyone else who understands english. i fail to see the problem. if it's set to english you should speak english to it.

Reports indicate that Jobs' assistant, Caroline will have her consciousness implanted into a robot and run all of Apple Science's future lab tests.

There's only one thing I want to say to Siri.

When it rains, Marilyn Monroe's vagina is the driest place to be.

That's.... not accurate at all. The ambassador program entitles us to 10 specific free GBA game downloads to be named and released by the end of the year. We don't get any sort of content that is available as paid downloads for free.

The Pokemon covers and Portal are my favorites by far. Three eyed pikachu and two-headed lugia would tear you apart.

I'd say start with Link to the Past if anything. IMO it's easier than OoT to figure out what to do between dungeons without a guide. Also, no water temple.

Alright Mike, I'll take the bait.....

Thanks for the approve. It's kinda difficult to see what my avatar is actually but in case anyone can't tell it's a black mage (obviously) holding a GH guitar. and I've actually been here a while but this is probably the first post that anyone noticed.

That Yugioh add-on would be amazing for Pokemon cards too. Let's hope no one at gamefreak sees this.

OK then seriously, all joking and sarcasm aside: