With the glare and heart thing in the background, he looks like a hunchback.

I’m so pleased he lived long enough to suffer the perp walk.

One of my best friends in high school got pregnant at 15. She was terrified of her abusive dad finding out. We went to the school nurse who arranged for an abortion at a clinic walking distance from our houses. We pooled our babysitting money for a cab back to my house afterwards. No parents ever found out, but I…

GOOOOD!!

Roost, chickens. ROOST.

“Hello, I’m Todd Dominos, the CEO of Dominos Pizza. We’ve heard your criticism loud and clear, and we are not meeting your standards. Six years ago we tried improving the quality of our pizza, but we still didn’t earn back your trust. That is why each delivery person is now a certified bounty hunter. Not only do we…

So do we think the cops or the pizza made it there first

I bet this is the first time anyone has felt any regret after ordering and eating Dominos.

That first one killed me. I’m dead now.

this is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen and I’m more angry about this than most of what happened in 2015 because it’s easier to hate this fucking dog and his damn boat jeans.

The real question is...

are the pants blue or white?

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

—Black women have the hardest gig in show business. You hear Jennifer Lawrence complaining about getting paid less because she’s a woman—if she was black, she’d really have something to complain about.”—

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

Having just survived the holidays, I assure you I’m not quoting anything.

Die Hard is THE best Christmas movie. Ever.

I have so much privilege, my vagina is immune to unwanted pregnancy, STDs and bacteria infection.