He’s barely 55. My dad had me at that age, too (he just entered his 80s). His kids are going to be fine. I loved having an older dad. He didn’t give a fuck about anything.

Yes, that is irritating. But so is the prevailing attitude that endangering the health and well-being of inmates (regardless of gender, etc) is in any way acceptable and not something that should be the outcome of only the most dire and extraordinary circumstances. I just hate that we’ve essentially waved our hands as…

Yes. And there are numerous less well-known freedoms as well.

No, she means the general population being unable to differentiate between a joke that pokes fun at the asshole vs. a joke made at the expense of an entire group of people because the joke deals with race in some manner.

...That escalated quickly.

An entirely reasonable comparison that any reasonable person would draw.

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

“Please don’t hold it against the ladies.”

It’s ho. Unless you’re talking about a garden tool.

What an object of heated romantic interest in the real world.

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

This month I fully investigated myself and found myself guilty of being awesome. This, of course, was a completely unbiased investigation with comprehensive notes and interviews with my grandparents who know me to be without any flaws whatsoever. I’m pretty much perfect in every way.

I think Frankie Muniz should be forced to touch Shia’s soul with his “pork chop” as punishment for that tweet.

the difference: this pile of shit is actually useful.

Jesus Christ. We want just some place for us at the goddamn table and some white people act like we’re saying no white people allowed.

Dear Henry, the guy who thinks he needs a“safe space” for white dudes: it’s called EVERYWHERE. Inviting more people to the table doesn’t make you unsafe, you sniveling privilegewank.

People seem about as determined to hoard their privilege as they are to hoard all the guns.

Those are metaphors, randilyn