More likely they will all go on The List with CNN and the only people at the press briefings will be Alex Jones and whoever is sober that day at Breitbart.

not j/k. (cries bitter tears for the of the dream)

What home-grown terrorists?

Now that would be mean.

Spice Boy is being compared to Gobbels and Baghdad Bob. No way! They were much better at flat out lying that he will ever be.

Which war? 30 Years War or 100 Years War?

Cheeto doesn’t know when to shut up. It’s the major part of his charming personality

And Ben Carson just sitting there. Instead sitting on Cheeto’s chest screaming,”What kind of idiot are you?”

The new generation is getting an early start on saving lives.

I hadn’t read Cheeto’s remarks until just now. May I just say, in all sincerity, this man is a walking caricature of an inbred, redneck moron. Ya’ll seem to have the point well made, so I’ll just say 👍 #what they said

Joke 1:

In case you missed this:

They have 2 years to change the voting laws. It should only take one. After that they are permanent residents.

Congressrebs just want to keep their jobs. As long as their constituents keep cheering loudly, they back Trump. And since their true feeling were shown by burning down a mosque in Texas, don’t expect Republicans to grow a pair.

This is how out of touch CEOs run a business (into the ground). Replace real talent with suck-ups and yes men. Bannon didn’t have to do anything but tell Trump what he wants to hear.

Christ man! Don’t scare me like that! I’m too old for jump scares.

That’s what your housemaids do to a wrinkled shirt.

“Does not work or play well with the other children.”

It all science to them. A mystical art they do not understand. We are seeing cargo cultists trying to call back the gods of old. But this is what the world sees them doing...

And what about Great White pride? Don’t maneating sharks deserve a little more respect?