It started when someone (I can’t remember who, sorry) suggested to Nick Denton that he should have a site about video games, not just a site about tech (Gizmodo) and NYC media gossip (Gawker.com’s focus at the time).

These were private.....

hmm

These are all ‘shopped.

Futurama is my going-to-sleep show. I turn it on most nights before bed, watch between .25 and .75 of a show, and fall asleep. I’ve been doing this for about three years. It’s soothing and comforting and I skip Jurassic Bark every time.

[choked up]

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Got the game last night and played for about 3 hours. A few things right off the bat (PS4 version), it’s super pretty, exploring/crafting is deep enough to be interesting but simple enough to not be a total chore. Getting the ship into orbit for the first time is a really satisfying feeling. My son and I flew to a few…

Nope. And the guy looks like he developed a bad... terminal illness.

I love you guys. Unabashedly.

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

The lifespan quoted is an average, your numbers are anecdotal from a small sample size. I know of a bulldog that lived to 13 years old. Does not mean they don’t mostly die from 6-8. People are not bashing the bull-dog, they are bashing the industry and the people who have popped up around them that have resulted in…

Average lifespan.

You talk about air travel. You talk about cargo shorts. But you fail to make the obvious connection:

Trump’s going to build a Dyson sphere around our sun and make the aliens pay for it.

You just described my relationship with Dave Grohl.

Third Eye Woke.

Third eye open, well done.

Hmph, Guan Yu isn’t all that great. I defeated Guan Yu in the Battle of Fan Castle becuase he was too busy trying to break the siege against Wei at Fan Castle. He did not realize that we, the people of Eastern Wu, would storm his base at Jiang Ling from behind. He pissed off our lord Sun Quan, first by arrogantly…

WE ARE SUMMONED!! TO THE AUTOCAR, MALEBOY!