So when you’re at a urinal, you unzip your pants, pull the top of your boxers down through the fly of your pants, and piss with the stretch elastic of your boxers held in defiance of gravity as it threatens to redirect piss into your eye should your grip of it slack? Or do you just not use urinals?

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

No, it's to document beforehand the medical choices a woman in labor wants the doctors to adhere to when she is in labor. It's not all smooth jazz and red jello. I understand that most men (judging from this commentary section) think they're hilarious, but their purpose is to alleviate some of the mental stress from…

The most reasonable explanation I’ve heard of a birth plan is that it’s writing down all the decisions in advance that you don’t want to be making under intense pain, sedation, or exhaustion. Stuff like how long you’re willing to wait on a natural birth before getting a C-section (yes, they have more experience, but a…

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

Every time I see Colton’s name my brain somehow reads “Colon”.

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

I don’t know if it’s so much about pissing off these dumb-dumbs as much as it is ignoring them and letting them know they don’t have a day in the matter.

Hungover or not he acted like a penis by trying C- Seinfeld material on a waitress.

No it isn’t.

I tried Ha’anit initially, as well. I actually liked her voice actress, but I wasn’t getting the right vibe from her as a starting character. I don’t hate any character, but I feel like Ha’anit’s viewpoint would be better looked into once the player has gotten to know the world a bit better.

So I started from scratch…

Bruh.

Have you seen this?

What is the worst minor annoyance?

Hello frothing insane internet rando. The house we bought has been standing here for over 30 years; we destroyed nothing by moving into it. We’ve spent thousands of dollars attempting to replace some of the forest the neighbors destroyed. And the calamities you’re rooting for would be much worse for the wildlife here…

I found it online easy, this is your house right?

Do you intend to be arguing that people should only be allowed to have feelings and opinions about things they own, or do you just have useless shit brain? It basically has to be one or the other of these.

Yeah, that would have been a wiser expenditure of the several hundred thousand extra dollars we didn’t have then and don’t have now and never will have, thanks.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.