Wahoo, I knew if I just kept playing away at the internet everyday that I'd win it one day. I think I'll cash it in and buy myself something nice.

“Vodka martini, shaken not shit.”

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“The name’s Fuck, I-don’t-give-a Fuck. License to step up and not be shit.”

Microscopic detail of the ball. https://www.reading.ac.uk/EMLab/Ballpoin… It’s finely textured, or else the ink wouldn’t adhere to it. We were shown this back in our science books in the 1950’s when some banks still would not accept checks written with ball-point pens. There was a very real fear that the ink would…

I wish I had scrolled down. I hate watching these videos. I didn’t care for the narrator.

This one’s big in visuals, but I know how much people hate video lists, so here you go:

I’m not a superstitious person, but recently my boyfriend and I were on an airplane together returning from a trip, and my boyfriend was playing with a flight simulator game on his iPad and kept crashing the planes.

“You know that whole trend of people mounting their televisions?”

Can Kinja add a poop button next to the star?