Dan Stevens aka Downton Abbey's Mathew Crowley (MATTHEWWWW, NOOOOOO) got a bit of a surprise on a morning television…
when i heard he adlibbed the 'i put your symptoms into the computer and it looks like you might have network connectivity problems' line from the flu ep, i was SOLD FOR LIFE on chris pratt.
Right? Give me a Mission-style burrito or give me death!
I'm LIVID that water ice - which is fucking delicious and tragically unavailable in large swaths of this once-great nation - didn't make the Pennsylvania list. You know what did instead? Pizza. Oooooooohhhh, thaaaaaaank you, Pennsylvanians, for being the only people who eat pizza. You guys are so cool and unique.…
I went real country when I first read that and thought "You can't eat dip. You spit that shit out." /North Carolinian
Did anyone else giggle about Rhode Island's back-to-back listing of "shaved" and "clam"? Just me, huh?
Walter is a good dog, and because someone strapped a camera to Walter's back, now you can see what Walter sees as he…
I used to run kitchens, and someone actually did this to me. I had one of my prep cooks go to 7/11 and get hostess cupcakes and 7/11 nachos with that glorious fake chili and cheese, and a red bull. I then charged him $17.99. Then...no shit....the dude appears in my kitchen again, and says "At first I was…
No way! There is a HUGE difference between "I can't decide on the steak or the chicken special, which do you recommend?" and "please choose my food for me. Also, can you cut it into pieces and put it directly in my mouth?"
I'm in your barrelz, blockin all yer shellz
a cat they discovered in the ruins of Le Cateau-Cambrésis.
"This is mine, and this is mine, and this right here? ALL MINE."
In a classic moment of human-feline misunderstanding, the sailor shook Her Majesty's paw, rather than kissing it as protocol required.
Throughout the "war to end all wars," cats were a common sight in the trenches and aboard ships, where they hunted…
It is beyond frustrating to compare the reaction to the protesters in Ferguson and the protesters on the Bundy ranch, and not have people saddened by the extreme difference between the two. One is a group of unarmed people walking and congregating on an urban street - they were threatened with guns and tanks and…
Look. If you're an American who doesn't think the police treating peaceful protests in Ferguson with the level of invading a hostile enemy city is over reacting, I just don't know what to say to you. Obviously, you're an idiot.
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I'm not sure if I'll watch or not, but it's nice to see ANY production of ANYTHING stateside in which an Asian man can be the romantic lead instead of being downgraded to a supporting character.