I own the exact pair shown in the top photo. Apparently I am a) wearing ugly shoes (whatevs, I thought they were cute) and b) trendy.

Me too. We must be cool ones now.

That's how I feel about my old retail job. People were awful to me and the pay was terrible, and I couldn't wait to leave. But I wasn't tied to a desk all day (BANE OF MY EXISTENCE), I never had to exercise because I walked so much at work, and I got to spend a huge chunk of each day chatting with my friends. I miss…

Paul Rudd is such a tease!

Get in line, Snape!

Yay, now I have one! I had no idea there were Pringles news stories, and now I am officially avoiding them.

Me too. BUT! It is coming back soon!!! It might/probably will end up being totally crappy, but still. We get more Chloe!

Oh my god, Edgar. That was so brutal! Yes, those two deaths are up at the top of my devastation list.

I will be going home and starting over from episode 1, because it annoys me so much that I don't remember half of these people.

Those are the three most memorable LOST tearjerker scenes for me, too. Slightly different order though... for me, "Not Penny's Boat" is #1. I feel like by the time the last couple of seasons rolled around, I was so used to characters dying horribly that I wasn't quite as affected by it anymore. I still cried buckets…

I was actually surprised when she explained! Somehow it didn't occur to me to wonder why a sexy dog times photo would be included.

Just looking at that "As you wish" gif makes my heart go pitter-patter! I'm so excited!

I think she means homophonetic.

"And I do not consider it stealing because it's not WORTH 10 or 12 bucks. At least back in the day you physically received something for your money, now what are you paying for?"

Didn't even wait for a plate!

I learned about Malcolm X in high school, but not from a teacher. I distinctly remember reading about him in the library while I was doing research for a history essay. As far as I can recall, that's the only time I ever heard about him in an educational context.

ME TOO. And I'm not even that smart!

Will you watch my future-child so I can have time to stuff my face with cake and ice cream?

Can I bring my future-child to the play date? I'll bring ice cream to go with the cake!

As a Portlander, I would like to apologize for my dumbass hipster neighbors. We're not all like that!