What happens when you sell your soul to the Devil and the Devil’s like no thanks, changed my mind?

Christies’s public humiliation has been delightful. One of the rare highlights of this year. The only thing that would make it better is if someone had a video of him quietly sobbing in a back corner of a McDonald’s while cramming Big Macs in his mouth.

Chris Christie is a cautionary tale for anyone who thinks that by sticking to Trump they will be rewarded for their loyalty. After everything he did for Ompa Loompa Hitler, all he got for his trouble was to first see the VP be taken, then lose the head of the transition team, and now not a single word of him being…

Confirmed: Ted Cruz can’t quite pass for human.

71% of NJ voters thought he should have been charged in Bridgegate.....is this the SAME Christie that led “Lock Her Up” chants? WHY YES. IT IS.

It depends - one year it was white russians. Another, Moscow Mules. Sometimes it’s mimosas. This year I think it’s going to involve gin since I have a fifth of it; plus it smells like pine trees, so it will seem Christmas-y!

Agreed. He may have originally been searching for Dolores (and later told himself that was still what he was doing) but he learned really quickly that he liked killing.

I thought William wanted a real fight and real stakes so he’d feel like less of a schmuck for falling for Dolores. If the game becomes real and the hosts are real (conscious), perhaps the love was real.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

They had some kind of impromptu get together there last week to show solidarity. I am pretty plugged into the DC music/food scene (work in a venue and go to too many shows) and word is they don’t want to advertise an event because, you know, the gun nuts :/

For any Jezzies in the DC area, please consider coming out and supporting Comet. My family was there Saturday, less than 24-hours before this idiot walked in with an AR-15 assault rifle. We were with friends and their child, supporting this beloved local business...and now we will be going there every damn week to…

I did not realize Hanukkah was on the 24th - I’m even happier that I bought Hanukkah paper to wrap my Christmas presents in! Not that my family even knows when Hanukkah is...I’ll still smile gleefully into my Christmas morning adult beverage.

I’m waiting for this, honestly. We Jews have to steal everything.

Honestly, the way he’s written about makes it sound like he’s one of the assholes who always shows up and tries to get a quote printed, so Brendan gave him his quote with the caveat that he’s basically going to be described in the article as the buffoon he is.

“How come?” How old is he - five?

Once can only hope he’ll choke on it in his sleep. Better yet, choke on someone else’s.

To a degree the complexity of the system guards against fraud, but it also erodes transparency, therefore trust, and you can’t have a democracy if people don’t believe in it.

Ariel Kohane, who was wearing a yarmulke emblazoned with Trump’s face.

You misspelled pseudo/anti-scientific, new agey, completely detached from empirical reality proselytizing.