Except Reddit “nice guys” never “go down”

When Young William put on the black hat in last night’s episode, and then slowly raised his head to reveal himself as Old William, I felt like I was watching a nine-year-old pull a rabbit out his pants at the elementary school talent show.

If you think Donald Trump is going to lose in 2020 I have some bad news for you. If you think the Dems are going to win back control of either house in 2018 I have some further bad news for you.

Look, lets get real here. There is no point in feigning surprise about anything that happens from here on out. I don’t frankly even see the point in reporting on it. There is only one way to stop all this mishegas from going down and I seriously doubt a bunch of gun-hating, bleeding-heart, liberals who are afraid of…

We are all about to find out what happens when oligarchs are allowed to run the system. Trump appears to be promoting a brazenly kleptocratic agenda. If there ever was a time for Hamilton Electors, this is it (so far there are seven).

Is someone surprised by reading this? Sadly I am not.

Thank God this is on the docket and being heard before whatever batshit-crazy-flag-humping troglodyte former Goldman Sachs ass-monkey Trump appoints is seated on the court.

THANK YOU! I am so confused about everyone’s positive view on MiB/old William...did I miss something? Where did William say he wanted to free Dolores or help the hosts in any way? All he cared about was unravelling the mystery of the maze and “to win the game.” He started beating up Dolores when she wouldn’t deliver…

Agree. He didn’t want anything more than a good challenge, a purely selfish motive. At first last night, I was disappointed by his lack of character development - “so he spent 30 years just being a huge prick?” But in reflection I see the symbolism behind it. Ford and Arnold were essentially cynical about humans, and…

He’s the last remnant and the cornerstone of the Harbaugh era they’re so desperate to erase from their history.

I’m fairly sure that Ford isn’t dead, he sent his host version that he was building below his families cabin out to take the bullet.

45 minutes in to the episode I still was thinking that they couldn’t pull it off. And yet they did.

Every Cutler hating Bears fan would go nuclear on Kaep. It’d be really ugly.

I didn’t want Maria to act her humiliation, her rage. I wanted Maria to feel, not to act, the rage and humiliation.

On a similar theme, writer Michael Rowe popped up on my FB feed with this interesting observation, “I never saw CRACKED becoming the source of serious social commentary it has become, but this piece is terrific, if very obviously written for a certain audience.”
http://www.cracked.com/blog/no-free-speech-not-under-attac…

This is the only way Maeve’s story makes any sense within the context of the series as it has been presented. Ford has been shown to have exacting control over everything at the park. The thought that Maeve has been running around regularly killing herself, sexing up (hot as hell) Rodrigo Santoro, and having…

Are we in the part of the cycle where think pieces are being written about how lame people are for being invested in a well-acted and well-written piece of entertainment, even though it’s not nearly as intellectual as the masses might think it is?

Pish pish. It’s exactly as deep as a mainstream commercial show can get away with. There’s a reason profound French arthouse films get $300 in box office receipts. HBO can’t just stream a Baudrillard lecture, even if they slather it in tits and blood.