It was a false-velveta op.

I’m pretty sure Romney has declined the Secretary of State position and Conway is acting on Trumps orders to malign him. Then it can look like he “rejected” Romney because his followers didn’t approve. It scares me how easily he seems to be able to get his talking points out to the media and covered as facts.

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

Charleston Police Department Chief of Detectives Lt. Steve Cooper: “

No, but you CAN make a case for intentional homicide when a sixty-two man shoots a fifteen year old in the torso instead of the kneecaps.

All of this is true. However, let’s not gloss over how thin skinned conservatives are. Ive never heard a group of people whine more than they do about how mean Liberals are.

Oh. I thought this was about my shithead liberal cousins that decided not to vote because of their “concerns” with Hillary.

also, everytime that philosophy has been tried, it’s ended with income inequality, massive debts, and recessions

Let’s hope we come up with a different solution to this problem than we did for 9/11.

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

I’d rather have ten gauge needles dug into my eyelids while starving humming birds dug through my bowels and the Stay Puft man from Ghostbusters gave me a rectal exam rather than watch an episode of Girls. That being said as a 1/9 octopus with 47 gender identities, bushels of grapes for hands, penises sprouting from…

There are a TON of people like this that have to continually push their progressive and oh so diverse street cred. It’s like an Internet comments section: “As the mother of a queer, gender nonconforming, autistic kid with disabilities...”, “as someone who is 1/8 Native American and half Tibetan...”, “As someone who is…

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

I think HRC is smart to have someone else do this on her behalf. If I were I’d stay as far away from this as possible. If it fails she won’t look like a sore loser. And if succeeds she might become President, although it’s probably wishful thinking.

Its the long shot, but the civil war thing crossed my mind also — but then I reviewed all the folks he’s planning to surround himself with, said f- it, and handed over $25.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Its also a way to continually supply private prisons as most of these charter school are highly selective in creating their student bodies.

It’s also a great way to turn a profit.

Okay, let me say before I say anything else that I speak solely for my own half-Native self and nobody else. And this is just how I feel, personally.

If you want to donate supplies, there is a list of needs (pay close attention to the details — for example, they need sleeping bags, but sleeping bags that can go down to at least -10) and a link to an Amazon wishlist here. Winters in ND are brutally cold, so keeping people warm is crucial to protecting their safety…