If they were told that they could get center-right votes by drowning in a shallow puddle, you’d better believe they’d do it.

WHY

He’s only got room in his heart for one Russian, if he’ll ever finally say his feelings.

This is interesting because without SNAP there’s no Wal-mart low, low prices.

I just imagine Trump is the worst old person.

Yeah we do.

Classic Catholic freeze-out. The Pope may have to see you but he doesn’t have to do shit for you. Thanks for the nice books. Here’s a letter saying the dumb shit you believe about the Earth is wrong. BYE!

Nothing says “No gays allowed” like inviting over a cowboy and making it men only.

Every time I see Giuliani I just see Leonard from Community.

He can’t get through one speech about anything without talking about himself. Not even a commencement for people who are going to serve under him. He has no self-awareness.

I’m sure at whatever country club they were a part of everyone was very polite to her face and talked about it when she left the room.

Are you fucking kidding me? If this was under Obama McConnell would be inviting Bibi over for another address to Congress.

Donald Trump has been signing EO’s and watching tv. Pence was in charge of prepping staff during the transition and then doing everything else within the administration. Basically, we could get a clean sweep but then we’ll still have Paul Ryan.

There’s no way she didn’t know. The guy was shameless

Caprica and Kings: two shows with high-concept ideas that took too long to pay off even with two seasons to make things happen.

Uh it’s been Cold War 2.0 when we invaded Afghanistan under Bush and Russia has been supplying arms to whoever asks. The Crimean invasion? The Syrian war? Russian hacks into American systems?

Until Pelosi gets on board with impeachment it’s not going anywhere

Imagine if someone on trial for basically anything used this defense.

Weird. Where’s her smoking balcony? Nobody has that much chapstick around and is not trying to quit smoking.