That’s just cigarettes and yelling at herself in the mirror for not being perfect for her father.

To be fair: I just donated to a 2nd hand store a shrink-wrapped Monopoly I bought five years ago because we never played it. Ever.

She is delightful

Yeah if you’re trying to get an honest answer about that question from Super Serious Internet People who have always acted within the lines of acceptable morality all of the time and never do anything because they never leave their houses, you’re not gonna get much traction on the “everybody makes mistakes” front.

There’s no Trump Cabinet Terribleness horse race, because every single fucking pick is in the running.

Not if you’ve got time to take a nap and start again when you wake up.

It’s lonely out here on console.

She was also the best part of the last 2 seasons of New Girl. She was amazing in Delocated.

You would think that complying with police and swiftly responding to rape allegations would be good for a school. Student safety would be shown as a priority and that rape culture has no place in a university environment.

The one with Dominique Cren turned me off to the show. Basically what I got out of it was that she was a rich person who had other rich friends and took good recipes from her sous chefs and was famous.

Somebody needs to yell “Hail Hydra” at Trump and see if he yells it back

This country needs to have a discussion about what we expect out of government. It’s overdue and right now Republicans are winning because they turn on the “NO TAXES NO GOVERNMENT” neon it sign and nobody challenges it.

She’s used to being ignored. Usually because instead of sitting down with the family for dinner Ted takes a can of soup off the soup wall and eats it shirtless by himself in a dark room. God forbid if she might be in the way of a can of cream of chicken.

I’m going to say my favorite is the one with Andy Daly as Joe Bongos but any episode that has Jason Matzoukas as Gutterballs is the best

Right? I was doing the same thing

It should be a board member’s nightmare

I would pay anything to be at that Dennys during this event

She’s the folded DiGiorno’s Pizza of my heart.

Great way to kill post-graduation donations from an entire class!

You know what’s crazy? Some of Trump’s staff worked for Nixon so they should have probably told him what’s coming up