The cycle now: People complain about expensive train travel, assume it’s due to minmanagement > people elect officials who cut infrastructure spending and travel budget > prices go up on trains because of a lack of federal funding > people complain about expensive train travel

When you cut an organization’s budget it offers less services and runs less efficiently. Also, since Amtrak still has to share lines with the ever-increasing and poorly-maintained freight train lines it won’t matter what is cut because they’re still gonna have to wait 40 minutes for a freight train to pass.

“Pardon my French” is the worst phrase.

So a Tracer, Sombra or a Lucio could win every tiebreaker by getting there first?

You would be surprised about people’s opinions on public walks

It might surprise you but small midwestern towns don’t attract superstar city planners or civil engineers.

It sounds like a reality show and this segment sure was casted like one

The Big Little Lies title intro is SO LONG

This is what I love about Republicans: everything is centered around apocalypse events or what way they would be raptured. “Can’t cut the CDC because I could die in a pandemic. But fuck FEMA because I don’t live in a hurricane state and haven’t had a tornado in a year.”

It would be the best written weird fiction political rant ever

Hey Rex you know what helps with fatigue? Eating something.

We’ll trade you David Mitchell for Jimmy Fallon. NO TAKE BACKS

Can’t wait for Trump Towns by the White House!

WHAT

Teams sticking together? What?

If it worked for Chik Fil A, why not Entenmann’s? Don’t you want to know what your coffee cake’s political beliefs are?

(feuds are marketing schemes)

Hi can someone tell Starbucks that you don’t brew tea in scalding hot water? Thanks.

It might be a little weaker but you can get 2-3 cups out of a Lipton tea bag

Didn’t they boil bootstraps in the depression?