Not to get conspiratorial but if parents were content with how they were raising their kids and weren’t bombarded every day with something else to worry about I’m positive our economy would collapse.

That picture of Vince Vance by a bunch of Christmas stuff is going to be my holiday card to people I secretly hate.

Hysterical that people turn into armchair attorneys every time they dole out the roles the public should follow. “Americans have the right....Colin Kaepernick as has the right....we have the right...”. You also have the right not to make shitty memes about it and just not care that ONE person didn’t stand for the…

I’m aware of all that. I just didn’t get enough gymnastics this year at Rio so I’m hoping to see some mental gymnastics justifying it.

You don’t see government and nation tied together? How?

Piggly Wiggly Arena

I fantasize about the earth running out of fossil fuels in their lifetime so they die penniless.

Jesus $3 million on a city council election?

The day after the RNC Mark Kirk told NPR that voters shouldn’t vote for Donald Trump but they also shouldn’t vote for Hilary Clinton and should just vote for their heart. He personifies the current dilemma of most ‘moderate’ Republicans.

Can we talk about how Hilary is not endorsing Tammy Duckworth but two other Illinois Republicans instead?

Or shows you his clone farm basement

It’s interesting that money is free speech but no one can access that free speech

I would say mini pizza bagels. Can’t have his core supporters thinking he’s secretly Jewish.

All of which, is eaten with a knife and fork. Why won’t he eat with his tiny, tiny hands?

Maybe it will come out for the Nook!

I always thought of him as a Carl’s Jr. kind of guy. Because what he says is what I’ve overheard said by customers at a Carl’s Jr.

I bet you could find a signed copy in any used bookstore throughout America.

When persecution is defined as not having hegemony, there’s no option but social conquest.

That’s most successful people in every field that have that attitude, though. In business is a lot more ubiquitous (and used to keep people down) but even if you’re in the non-profit sector you hear a lot of that smarmy “You’ll make it if you try harder and love your job more than anyone else!” Horatio Alger…

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