Unless his creative process involves him hearding cats and yelling against God why he didn’t get on SNL, I don’t believe a word of this.

I think it’s places where people are waiting so they can stop watching CNN: doctor’s offices, airport terminals, other places such as these?

Since I can’t get over the Trib’s “Are you sure you don’t want us to spam your inbox in exchange for money?” pay wall, was this the Illinois Department of Corrections the State Agency suing for this money or was this privatized prison corporations under the IDC suing for this money?

From what I have experienced, usually the attitude comes from what you’re wearing. If you’re coming into those places dressed in bro-casual and don’t faun over their novel about their hand-made bitters and their take on the mojito, the bartender won’t even look at you.

You know what sucks? Divorce.

It’s different when it’s the author’s wish fulfillment.

For the first story I’m going to guess Jimmy John’s

Even if it’s a sex toy?

I notice the word rape isn’t anywhere in this article. Is deceiving someone and then getting consent with that deceit rape?

A beauty pageant of brains, you say?

For gods sake if you’re going to use a picture, don’t make it the background. Solid backgrounds are ok!

This is Powerpoint hell.

If I had a guess, did your father hear about Carson through his church where the peddled his book and probably had a movie night with his straight-to-DVD movie? Because it seems to me that only the Christian media bubble could keep Carson floated this long

I just want to understand how paying 10% of your income with no tax breaks is preferable to what we have now.

I can’t wait for all my white conservative friends to share this song on Facebook and praise how finally someone says how they feel about Black Lives Matter.

Certainly does not.

Right? We’re on the side of the guy who starts with: “We’re a long way from San Francisco”?

Shouldn’t it be “Mormon church does children a favor”?

I like First Gentleman. First Mate sounds either too much like Scientology SeaOrg or like he might command something other than a small team of assistants to get him McDonald’s.