Lorne Michaels: one unlikable rich person doing another unlikable rich person a great favor.

This guy wishes he knew that

Or better yet: have people pay $100 and a monthly or yearly subscription fee

So that’s when they hit us all with the retroactive Windows 10 bill for ~$300+, right?

Nah bro, that’s just what I tell my dad and GDI’s.

Zola is Twitter’s Iceberg Slim

Then my guess is that your place of work is not hiring people who have degrees which require them to analyze and argue: History, English, Sociology or Anthropology.

We’re friends with Cuba now. What does Marco Rubio have to offer?

Is Rand Paul going as a board-certified doctor?

So the GOP being exposed as bigots. So what?

Yes.

I’ll miss you most of all, scarecrow.

When I Learned How Writers Made Alcohol Listicles My Mind Was Blown - Wait For The End!!!

Goose stepping toward the final solution

If you think that the premiere of the movie is the climax, then you are gravely misinformed. Lucas hasn’t even opened the lube yet for the toy sets and TV ads after the premier

Good. Maybe now something will get done about how goddamn high rent is. Nobody complains like a Baby Boomer.

Christ if Billy Idol can still milk a career off of 2 songs then anyone can endure past their expiration date

Talks about homophobia in music and black community.

Don’t worry! You can still overpay to watch them play!

There’s got to be better ways to bring attention to your interviews than ask dumb questions and get yelled at. There’s no way that question wasn’t an intentional provocation.