“I’ll go with Pompous Dicks for $1000"

Yes, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KEN!

So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Why do famous people like to only date other famous people? This is a real head-scratcher for me.

I really can NOT keep up. Someone make me a flow chart!!!! I want to know about all the beautiful celesbians!

Got evidence? Present it to the grand jury. Not on tv for a ratings grab, where the waters can get even muddied than they already are. Every single person involved in this case has done so much damage, it’s ineptitude bordering on sabatoge.

Absolutely damn right they will, and they should.

me circa 1997

My grandfather worked in the mannequin department of a New York City department store. I had a couple of mannequin hands to play with as a kid, and he also made this art piece out of broken mannequin fingers which is now on our bedroom wall. I love it so much.

I love this man and I support his work

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Imagine the same policy told to the delicate flowers of Oberlin...

as a side note, yes, i do believe that there is some hypersensitivity over certain things, but that’s beside the point.

The debate over safe spaces, too, has become cartoonized, a shorthand way to complain about privileged millennials

of all the people to post this...

I write emails like this for a living (I’m a content marketing copywriter). Hands down, a team has sat and written these emails, edited them, checked for voice. Chelsea is probably legit a worker in the office, but likelihood of her personally writing them is very low. I write the emails my CEO “sends” as marketing…

jemaine clement is a major weird crush of mine. will be going to see that show!

Well, I was clearly a teen in 1998 because a ton of these sound awesomely nostalgic. I’d go.