The paint colors got me. Love this one!

Holy shit, are you talking about Howard’s?!

I desperately want to know what was on the other end of that phone call. 

THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY. Thanks for the nightmares. 😩

This happened to me as a kid! I came home from school and yelled up the stairs to my sister who usually got home before me. Heard her say “hey Laura!” clear as day. Went upstairs… nobody home. Ran the fuck outta there till my parents came back. 

It sounds like they were cornered in their room and couldn’t leave...

Oof, this got me teary-eyed. My grandma passed away somewhat unexpectedly last year and I really struggled with it. She always told me to keep fresh flowers in my house, so one day a few weeks after she’d passed, I brought home flowers to put in a vase that she had given me. I was feeling particularly emotional about…

Dude. I LITERALLY have my grandmother’s 1960s art glass ashtray with palo santo and a joint in it as we speak. And, yes, it is on top of a mid-century inspired coffee table.

Holy fucking what?!

Holy. Fuck.

Also dying to know where... Camp Navarro? Seems far for the earthquake though.

OMG, we had a French student in my high school who turned out to be 22, as well! Not sure his “family” situation.

I just feel sad that you don’t get the kind of joy the rest of us do when we think about “ROY ROGERS WAGON WHEEL COFFEE TABLE”. Come on, this movie is pure fuckin’ joy in an ugly world.

MICK JAGGER IS A BABY!

See also: “ROBERTA.”

Yeppp. Was just thinking about that time at C2E2 in Chicago when I watched a woman read an emotional letter to John Cusack asking him on a date because she thought they’d really hit it off. Genuinely one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life. 

Fifteen year old me feels very seen right now. Homecoming: Live in Orlando was in CONSTANT rotation in my TV/VCR combo and my friends and I would draw little stick figure AJs humping floors in all of our passed notes. It was a very special time, ya’ll.

Off topic, but omg your Mommie Queerest photo!! Heklina is my everything. 

Dammit, you’re right.