Trying to not shame the mathematically challenged here.

Also, WE ALL WALK AROUND WITH CALCULATORS IN OUR POCKETS NOW. No shame in getting out a calculator to leave a fair tip, if math ain’t your bag.

I clicked on this thinking that was a picture of Jemaine Clement and didn’t bother to read the headline. Bamboozled by tech nerds yet again!

Yeah, I gotta say that I thought it was fine and don’t really get the hate. They did what they could given the circumstances (sidenote to all future “Live!” productions: get understudies).

OMG YES.

See also: American Beauty by the Grateful Dead

There’s a rose called American Beauty. Assuming it’s a nod to that...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! That’s terrible. We just had our first bout with raccoons in our yard thanks to some particularly gross neighbors. I wonder what else is lurking. 

HOLY SHIT! Richmond or Sunset side of the park? I live in the Sunset and have never seen a bat, but will never look at my half-enclosed tunnel to the mailbox the same way. O_O

::GASP!!::

I JUST GOT CHILLS. 

Same. Fuck this “Bruce is for dudes” nonsense. Bruce is for everybody!

Thank you for your honesty.

Seconding everything here. I LOVE Prince’s version, as well:

OMG Celebrity Ghost Stories WAS. THE. BEST. The Joan Rivers one was so good.

Duuuuuuuuuude. So creepy. Same thing happened to me when I was a kid, too. I never saw anything, but I came home from school and distinctly heard my sister say, “Hi, L!” from upstairs, as she did almost every day (she was usually home before me). I raced up to say hi and no one was home. Of course, the family didn’t…

I love this! Close to a year ago, I was along on my lunch break at Whole Foods and this young woman who had been sitting there sketching got up as I was leaving and nervously stopped me. She told me that she sometimes has “visions” and that when she saw me she instantly had a vision of me struggling to walk uphill.…

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Ooof, this gave me chills. Sending you love from one PTSD survivor to another.<3 

Noooooooooooooooooooooooope. Time to move.