Wife Swap:White House Edition.

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO CHELLE !!!

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

this! I really don’t get it, because you really will NEVER watch it.

That is the most morbidly cynical thing I have ever seen on television and that’s really saying a lot.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Good god, please tell me you know what she is referencing when she says “LA face with an Oakland booty.” Please, please, please. DON’T MAKE ME FEEL OLD.

Really? I’m not even a baby person but his chubby cheeks make my ovaries explode.

Variations on the phrase “getting one’s life” are thrown around rather loosely these days

I guess it’s the cranky in me but I think it’s so weird/gross that people take photos of unsuspecting people and post them to social media, even if the intent is good natured. Like, just enjoy the music and let others be.

Blah blah blah Holly/Kendra war of words: BRIDGET I MISS YOU! I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU SEEMED SO SWEET!

I’M SO CONFUSED

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AMBER ROSE AS A MAID OF HONOR.

I never knew engagement rings could be lease to own. Interesting.

This literally made my head hurt that Tyga could be his own son’s uncle, while his Brother-In-Law would be his son’s step-uncle-father? All the while he waits for his girlfriend to be old enough to drink. What a fucked up world.

Rob & Blac Chyna has got to be my favorite celebrity couple of all time. The shade of it all!

I will wear my thermal night gown.