The condiment wars continue.

I know it was throat surgery of some sort, but at her age I would've assumed any serious surgery would be done in a hospital. Usually elected surgeries are done outpatient, like hers. All that aside, I really did mean it as a joke in her honor. Joan may not have been my favorite comedian, but I've always respected her…

Agreed. She would've known it was a joke—and I'm glad y'all do too. I was afraid I was going to come across as trolling the deceased.

I thought so too. She appreciated that sort of shit...she definitely will be missed.

At least she died doing what she loved.

Nobody Amber Lee Doesn't Give A Shit.

The Onion inspires everything I do. Hopefully they'll appreciate the homage and not sue me for lifting their logo.

The Onion inspires everything I do. Hopefully they'll appreciate the homage and not sue me for lifting their logo.

My life was worse before I saw this video. Thank you.

I'm judging based on my personal experience with my own family and that of a billion "friends" on Facebook. If that's true, that's fantastic though and represents a stunning shift from convention.

Big surprise. Yet "We really wanted a boy, but I guess this will do." still seems to be the prevailing attitude.

How else are we going to learn strategies for not attracting sharks when we're on our periods?

Lol. This is when I miss being able to post Gifs.

The sad reality is that there is absolutely no unjustified reason to kill a black man—at least in the eyes of a disgustingly vocal segment of the population. It doesn't matter how horrifying and egregious the action is, people like Donald Trump, and all the poor dirtbags who aspire to be like him, will always find a…

I'm just glad James Franco has taken a break from bugging the shit out of me.

Moms these days are the worst. This is why they should find other hobbies after kids start school—conducting constant surveillance on them is not healthy for anyone.

Hahaha. This is such a weird couple...but I love them together because it's gonna annoy the shit outta Goopeth.

right? That shit redefined creepy for me.

Dammit...me too. And suddenly I want a cupcake.