I am a worse person for having seen this. Side note: I really want that dress she's wearing.
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Lol. Same with Mr. Blamberr. I didn't count him though, because he only uses it to torture me with his pity parties..."remember back when I wasn't always afraid of dying in line to buy snake oil from Jude Law?" Talk about a glass half empty.
Nope. No shivers. Just another post with pictures of a pretty run of the mill abandoned building. Call me when you've got faceless dolls hanging from trees.
Yep. You're in for it...all you can do is brace for impact.
Haha. The same thing I say when I see Tracy Morgan, "Pull your fucking shirt down! You're better than that! You're better than that..."
Finally. The one other person on Earth who saw Contagion! We are soooo going to have a leg up during the next global pandemic.
Haha. Wow...that sounds so awkward. I have been the person doing the looks before, but I also understand why the parents got pissy after hours of being the plane pariah. Screaming children used to drive me insane on airplanes, but I invested about a billion dollars in a pair of those Bose noise canceling headphones…
hahaha. Good luck stopping a mother in law if this is her first grandchild. My mother has been so desperate for a grandchild that she doesn't even care that my brother knocked up some waitress he barely knows. She's been posting about it on Facebook so much that I haven't gotten a spammy gaming invite from her in…
I imagine people start to become semi-normal again when their children hit puberty and become their mortal enemies for at least some period of time. But I'm not sure yet...I'll get to test my theory in about six years. :)
Wow. That actually sounds glorious. We should probably be best friends.
This is why we need comprehensive sex ed in schools.
I'm glad that my "HOAX!" fears were immediately put to rest here. To be fair, I think we have good reason to be skeptical of this sort of thing by now. That being said, fuck the fucking dickbag who did this. How disgusting.
True. Probably why I don't comment on Gawker or Deadspin...or anywhere else really.
Honestly, I've had a lot of very weird encounters here, but you're probably right about this specific issue. I just try to do what I can to lessen the chance of a needlessly confrontational response because they always bum me out a little.
Lol. I know I complain about motherhood sometimes, but at least you know I'll never come up to you in the grocery store and molest your stomach. Also, I really appreciate your entire approach and attitude. I have a couple of very cool friends who just happen to be parents, and are almost the same people I remember…
I really thought children themselves were supposed to be their own reward and having to adapt to the rest of the world theoretically worth the added effort—you certainly wouldn't know it though. Sometimes it feels like people forget that having children is a choice. Air travel is its own nightmare and I've come to…
Ooooooh I know. They are mystical little beasts...they don't even fill you up uncomfortably like regular bread.
I guess the difference is that most of us signed up to give updates about ourselves and see what our friends were up to. That was quite a long time ago at this point and the idea that it would eventually include constant updates tracking month-by-month growth photos (a child sitting awkwardly in front of a chalk board…
Exactly. Congrats on your blessing from Jesus...now please just STFU about it.