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She's just like...

Oooooh guuuurllll! I know all about that 19-year-old bad boy/punk rocker drama. I went on vacation to Hawaii with a girlfriend at some point after graduating high school...met a marine...fell in love in like two days...and moved there to marry him.

Real talk? I'd honestly rather take my chances with this dude:

Oh fo sho. I figured he was probably being generous.

Ahhh! I fell a little bit more in love with both of them then. I love Mila Kunis, but I'm straight up, stalker-obsessed with Craigy Ferg.

There area a few areas where he almost seems okay—like if he was smart enough to realize his approach is fucking stupid and it's time to start behaving like a human being. There's a reason he has a >5% response rate.

An interview? Bitch PLEASE.

OMG. I shouldn't be as relieved as I am...that was seriously weighing on me.

I know it probably wasn't, but if that unemployed jagwagon she's forever engaged to actually said that shit...man...I would absolutely fuck his world up if given the chance.

Totally got it.

Also.

She has been in an awful lot of garbage, but I completely agree. She was the only thing watchable in that wretched Justin Timberlake Friends with Benefits nonsense. And wine would be amazing, perhaps we can all get together after the baby..

Someone's a bitch alright...but it's not Mila Kunis.

Her gloriousness on Jimmy Kimmel about men saying WE'RE pregnant...it's like she has a window into my soul and my diary filled with nothing but pet peeves.

This makes me love Mila Kunis even more, which I didn't think was even possible, and haaaaaaate the dickbag interviewing her.

Sounds like my kinda folks.

The internet is right to be pissed on this one. FUCK YOU FAFSA.

I should hate these...but I don't. Dammit.

I think she looks just fine. Seriously...is this worth getting bent out of shape over?

Sorry. Hot as hell...I hate myself.