At least put the girl in front of a white background if you're going to photoshop her butt like this!

I feel like you're looking for a better answer than: Because Katy Perry is a fucking idiot.

The nipples on that guy are very distracting...I don't remember anything I just read.

Yeah, I don't think anyone gains weight quite as gloriously as Ms. Swift. At least you don't gain it like my cousin—face, neck and arms. It's actually very jarring.

Oooh I didn't think it was. I would have been a total dick if I thought it was ;) Just agreeing mostly. She has gained a little weight it seems, but she was stick thin before and clearly gained it in all the right places.

I think she looks fantastic.

Am I on glue or have Taylor Swift's breasts gotten huge?

I'VE GOT AN IDEA! JUST GIVE HER A GIANT SHOPPING BAG TO HIDE BEHIND!

I don't understand what the shit is wrong with a one piece. Why is everything such a big deal? Wear what you want...but this idea that people deserve a parade for wearing a bikini is just ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as people shaming them for wearing one.

It might be my favorite of all Hamm AND Buble...which is legit as hell because I'm a moderately high functioning alcoholic.

It's one of the most underrated and glorious things the show has ever done. Fuck that Chevy Chase bullshit.

Personally, I'm partial to Hamm & Buble.

I scrolled all the way to the bottom looking for actual Jon Hamm. I must say...I'm quite disappointed. :(

I haven't painted my nails in years and for some reason I love this. Maybe it's because you told me I shouldn't. Classic me...

This is what Magic Mike was sorely lacking in—naked men. I'm more excited about this than I should be.

It's the first marriage for her, the second marriage for him, and the last for neither.

haha. "Suicide" like accused cop killers often "commit" while in custody.

Exactly. It's unfortunate that women are now supposed to expect being murdered in this situation, but it seems like it happens all the time.

And the ex-wife is about to go missing in 3...2...1...

This was awful and I hate myself for reading through seven of these.