To be fair, so are all her old ones.

Because girls being hateful bitches to each other is as predictable as the tides.

I was wondering why every dude I know looks like such an idiot. Now I know.

Meh. Not bad :) The cat from Japan greeting its owner like a dog was definitely the better Monday antidote though.

Can I recommend instead of feigning outrage at every wretchedly stupid thing Vogue does, everyone just stop reading/look at Vogue. If we all stop looking long enough, maybe eventually it will die with the rest of the print media

But I'm just a woman with a small brain—a brain that's a third the size of a man's. How can I be expected to function properly in a man's world without colorful charts (printed in big bold fonts!) to decode basic human interaction with the opposite sex?

That's an excellent question. I like to keep animals that are trying to kill me in the formal living room...nobody ever goes in there.

I'm just spitballing here...but...the apocalypse?

This actually makes sense, considering the GOP tend to treat women like alien lifeforms.

I legit want that shirt she's wearing. Talk about an awkward and polarizing conversation starter. I'd probably wear it with pants though...I'm too old to pull that shit off without pants.

Frankly, the teacher sounds like kind of a communist.

He may not be famous anymore, but he's still a douche.

No matter who wins, we all lose.

Looks like Dina Lohan had some work done. They did a nice job...she could almost pass for 35.

Mutt-iest? I think you meant nuttiest.

Yes. That's exactly what he's saying. What a fucking dick.

The dirty secret behind sexy underboob.

sorry. i tried to delete this...it was just a test.

Of course everyone lines up to shit all over it. Kerry Washington is stunning and maternity clothes are a GD nightmare. I applaud her for literally letting it hang out and feeling comfortable enough with herself to be bold at a time when women are expected to cover it up. She's living her life while others are…

I wonder if she has a left arm in the unretouched photos. Probably not.