Hahaha. I like you a lot more now. BFFs 4eva?

Your being a cunt is showing.

Good lord...it seems most people are still living in a perpetual state of junior high politics and social minefields. That must be frustrating.

This is more "flee" than "squeee," but I really wanted to share it.

Alright law degree...thanks for your self-loathing opinion on our litigious society. Fucking lawyers...

I didn't realize that having the body of your loved one buried instead of a stranger was a LUXURY. My bad...

Yeah...like having the body of your fucking wife buried instead of a stranger. Especially after it's pointed out that the entire family is mourning a stranger and the funeral home says...nope...that's your fucking wife crazy old man, get out the way, jag. I hope you don't get what you want in much the same way…

I love how they generously offered to exhume the bodies and rebury them in the right place. THANK YOU DEAR FUNERAL HOME! HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE. People always treat the elderly like they're crazy...I hope this guy sues them.

I could...but it'd be a total lie.

Here you go!

Everything's comin' up Blamberr this week.

Right? He was a pretty big deal when he did that...definitely a rising star. He got dumped from Iron Man 2 and faded away very quickly after that.

I don't know if guys would have such a negative visceral reaction to his comments...but I know that interview was so many years ago and it's the only thing I think of when I see him.

It's like a hat for the inside of your vagina. I would never have sex again if I was required stuff myself with a plastic bag every time. I'd feel more like a drug mule than anything else.

the packaging has pink AND blue on it...so by the law of gender specific baby colors...yes! They are definitely unisex.

I feel exactly the same way. I've used them forever...WAY before Terrance Howard demanded it. I actually really liked him as an actor before that too. Now I can't even look at him without thinking about bowel movements. I don't think it's any coincidence that his career basically fell off a cliff within a year of that…

I really feel like Terrance Howard missed an opportunity here.

I never said I was a role model.

I live in DC and know for a fact that's well within the realm of possibilities. Perhaps YOU don't spend thousands of dollars a year on colorful individualized teeny works of art on your nails each year...but there are plenty of people who do. I'm just exhausted with these kinds of reports...and the irrational outrage…

If there's a god...anyone who spends thousands of dollars every year getting their nails painted is going to get cancer anyway.