yeah yeah...I get it...she's fat. Clever.

The odds that she doesn't play an out of control eating monster in at least one sketch are miniscule. They just aren't creative enough to avoid it entirely.

Hahaha. You sound equal parts awesome and prepared.

That lady is amazing.

Hahaha. I guess I'm just used to my bag being filled with loose condoms and tampons and various sharp items and pens without lids. The concept of being "organized" obviously was completely lost on me. I thought of those things as more of a secret hiding place for people who were embarrassed to be carrying condoms. If…

Yeah—I guess if the cops are shaking down women to make vice arrests, they probably wouldn't hesitate to look through something like that. But having them in some kind of creative packaging (like an Altoids tin—which can hold 3 or 4 of certain brands!) is definitely a better option than having them loose in a bag. I…

That is definitely pretty cool. I just don't think disguising them should be an issue for most people...what's the point in hiding something everyone uses at some point. I now see the need for some type of safe container to prevent damage, which I honestly never thought of before.

someone else told me they kept theirs in a package of orbit gum and even attached a picture. i was beyond impressed with the ingenuity and thought i'd pass his knowledge along to you!

I try to do the same thing...although every now and again I'll find something unexpectedly sharp and jarring in there. My whole life is a house of horrors like that.

hahaha. I'm not sure how I feel about that...I definitely respect your utilitarian concept though.

That should be made into a movie...starring Casper Van Dien as a studley Jesus.

Are you a mom?! If not...I think you'd make an amazingly organized one!! A sewing kit is just awesome—I fix pretty much everything with tape or glue. I'm barely functional.

haha i know i know! i vastly underestimated this market.

Jesus is always fucking us...without our permission...but it's not legitimate rape or anything...because Jesus and stuff.

I definitely agree that a condom with no holes in it is better than a condom with a hole in it…but you're probably much better off with a condom with a little hole in it than no condom at all? Nevermind.

Great googly moogly!!! I nominate you t speak for the boys. You're funny. Dramatic. And you taught me a new word—I had to look up misandry to find out it was an old timey term for misogyny. I love that you're not in the ketchup in terms of antiquated, yet charming, jargon.

I always new the NYPD caused STDs! Now we've got the proof to go public. It's about damn time.

No kidding...if my boyfriend leaves the house for 10 minutes...a line of neighborhood men starts to form around the house.

Omg. You should really be working for Cosmo...they should give you your own very awesome column! The Sex MacGyver: Low Cost Solutions To Your Sexual Needs.

lol. It seems I might have been wrong about the market for these things. I'm willing to concede when I'm off base...so you're welcome for the 10 colorful options to solve that problem! Although...you're going to have the same problem finding the condom carrier in your giant purse—it's not much bigger than the condoms…