A bastion of law and order. The righter of wrongs. The purveyor of truths. The absolute pinnacle of moral righteousness and representative of everything that is good and pure in this world of ours. Not even the smallest infraction would be overlooked under the holy reign of Saint Joe Paterno....

Maybe you have a more sensible purse—but mine has a bundle of relatively useless little pockets. All of my bags do, actually. Perhaps my taste in over-pocketed handbags has caused me to overlook a glaring void in the decorative condom case market?

Joe Paterno: "Stealing's a dirty habit!"

A friend of mine sent me the dumbest thing ever from the Cosmopolitan website the other day—I'll be more specific because *everything* on the Cosmo website is the dumbest thing ever.

Haha. Obviously boys are just as likely to be impacted by divorce. This is just another way for the GOP to eventually turn the discussion back to their most favorite subject: Rape.

In my case...that's actually true. Dammit. I hate furthering gender stereotypes.

So only girls are impacted by divorce? I guess it's because our arms are so weak and we're all terrible at science and math.

Thanks for being agreeable :)

No...I don't realize that. I realize that she was terrible at kicking. I realize that she had absolutely no experience in football. I realize that she's 28 years old. I realize that she lasted about a day and couldn't kick it more than 15 yards and then had to drop out with an injury. Perhaps she wasn't "chosen" to be…

Haaa. I am all too familiar with sports banter.

That is exactly the kind of dick bag commentary that shit like this generates. So...I forgive you for being a dick because you proved my fucking point.

Cheap publicity stunt. She is terrible...and this is terrible for all women in sports.

Big surprise. Alex Rodriguez is a fucking dick bag. A bag of dicks. The worst person in the world.

I might name mine Gizmodo for free.

That's so funny...I almost made mention of that in my comment...but I knew it was attract unwanted rage :D

Stunner...Jane Fonda doesn't think something is funny.

Exactly. And models aren't anywhere close to "normal women," and it didn't even really suit them in the slightest. Her target consumer must be Chris Brown...buying presents...for Rihanna.

Haha...I'm glad SHE didn't! She's got a kid and should be a better example...I meant that I (personally) would have done it for her.

I don't have any problem with showing some skin, but Rihanna's first foray into fashion design is an absolute nightmare. It's sloppy, sleazy, and looks about as polished as the embarrassing last minute science project I threw together in 8th grade...that playdough red blood cell still haunts me to this day. I think…

Correction, sir. Fur capeS. As in...more than one.