I don't even have children...and they usually bother me to a pretty serious degree...but I would probably have straight up punched that dickbag in the face.

haha. my bad.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Does this mean the name "OJ" is finally back on the market? DIBS.

You are. It's silly—but you're totally right. That's not side boob...that's cleavage...and lots of it.

This actually already WAS an episode of SVU...starring that George guy from Grey's Anatomy.

Exactly...I think unless you've seen *both* the movie and the television show...it's kind of confusing.

haha. at first I was like "jeezus christ...more of this." thank you for not shaming me further.

hahaha. from your lips to god's ears ;)

THANK YOU! omg. i needed someone to commiserate with me here a little. i'm surprised how many people were adamant about correcting me sternly. ;)

hahaha. not one to get bitchy over lighthearted comments about television ;) but thanks! i appreciate it. people have been menacing me a bit...but it's been mostly gentle ribbing.

dude. i get it. seriously...like 50 people have told me about it. i tried to delete it, but it you can't when it has replies. it was just me being completely oblivious and having never seen the show. but i swear i get it now :)

lol. thanks ;)

those ARE fun facts. and i know...i didn't get the joke. i suck. but at least i don't watch the carrie diaries.

dammit. i can't delete it. oh well...i can handle the abuse.

OMG I GET IT. dammit. i have to delete that comment. people keep educating me. and mocking me. in my defense...at least i don't watch the carrie diaries.

proof god might just exist after all.

thank you! i seriously had no idea what she was talking about...i stopped reading after the grating intro.

ahhhh! thank you. clearly i haven't seen the damn show :)

lol. but why does the character have the same name??