I’m not clicking on that.

I know people frown on punching Nazis, but would every time Jordan smirks, my first thought is that is a face made for punching.

There are a lot of examples on the internet of Matthews farting during the time when his interviewees speak. If it were a phone or a mug, surely there would be examples of this sound, but there aren’t.

I remember when I first started my current job as a new graduate. There was a manager who was hired in a short while later. My job is very technical and on one occasion she asked me to explain how I thought something should be done. “Oh its a test to see if I understand” I thought. I explained it and she said well…

But her resume says she invented the current design on the dollar bill?

We just got rid of someone at my work who looked impressive on paper and had her references check out (ha), but was completely and utterly useless. Ended up in a meeting with me telling her in front of other people that she may find value in googling some of the basics of her job that she’s supposedly been doing at…

“...and the body thrown to dogs”

“You libs are so easily triggered.”

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

Couldn’t agree more! Since when should any one else dictate HOW YOU DECORATE. Do you have to like it? No. But if it isn’t actively interfering with your life, STFU. Neighborhoods are all becoming so homogenous and people are turning into little tyrants.

Omg, it would be so amazing if she started dating Justin Theroux. All the tabloids would collectively jizz themselves.

Exactly. At the end of the day, who cares? It doesn’t diminish anyone’s quality of life. You see it for a few seconds, and then you go inside your house. The end.

What if they put up a Baby Jesus in a Manger scene?

She doesn’t even have to be single. As a father of 3, the last thing I want to be messing around with when my wife is ready to pop or right after we’ve had a newborn is Christmas decorations. There’s eight bazillion other things to do, even with two parents.

Look, Kelly, I know I said it was too early for you to decorate for Christmas, but I would never take it to HOA levels.

Further counterpoint: almond milk will send you to the Bad Place.

Actually she doesn't have a baby tummy anymore and that is the problem. Only weirdos suckle on cow tits.

Sometimes good butt is better than pretty face.

Lololol, this sub thread about Nicholas Sparks is making my day.

Fuck cancer.