Should have included Crews as President Camacho. Get this thing really Goddamn patriotic.

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

It’s like a graphic version of a Billy Haisley VAR take.

The USWNT would like a word. 

“Zion will move forward from this incident without issue, said Griffin. “However,

I’m pretty sure a third-place, South American, soccer match is the last place the president will show up.

Also, fuck Phil Neville.  Starts his strongest eleven, all subs were tactical, and he was screaming and running up down the sidelines the whole game.  To come out after losing and say “oh lol stupid third place game, we didn’t care about it, good job to Sweden for actually trying” is so weak, so whiny, so immature, so…

Russell Westbrook must really be a horrible teammate if Paul George was so desperate to get away from him that THIS was an acceptable scenario.

What’s really important is that Swede’s celebrations didn’t hurt no one’s feelings.

Everyone around you thinks you smell bad and are disgusted by your behavior, including your hacking cough, bad breath, the too many breaks you take from work, cranky attitude when you haven’t had your cigs, etc. I know because I’m a former smoker. To be proud of such a hideous addiction that is killing you and…

Awww!

Not mean at all, just the truth.

Why pay the team? The last thing I’d want is for someone like the Ricketts to have more money. Why not donate the money to women shelters or programs that support domestic violence victims?

don jr knows for a fact that nike was only meeting with the russians to discuss shoes for orphans.

“Doing Jell-O shots and shooting guns.” Sounds like a responsible gun-owner to me!

Uhhh, has she ever heard of John McCain? He WAS in a cage, very disrespectful to the memory of this senator (who I assume she just doesn’t know.)

I have a hard time believing that even this clueless hag would use the phrase “caged animal” after AOC’s visit to the concentration camps this week. Then again, it is Meghan McCain we’re talking about.

Lavelle let go a few screamers in the first half. One stunned an English player right in the face, or else it would have been a fantastic goal.

Heath and Press are both better and we know they can play a full 90. It would be awesome to have both Rapinoe and Lloyd in reserve if we need a goal late. Much more concerned about Lavelle’s hamstring injury. She had some great sequences before she went down.