Growing old is mandatory.

I hope they name him Wesley. He starts barking...

Disney is working on it for their streaming service. I am not kidding.

I hope they cast H. Jon Benjamin to voice the baby.

Well said.

Tobin Heath is one of my favorite people on the planet. Rapinoe, Morgan, Lavelle, Ertz, and others rightly deserve a lot of praise, but I wish I could play like Heath over any other player on that pitch.

Leslie Knope, is that you?

Yes.

I don’t believe she said any such thing.

Good. Biden had it right when he said his time was up.

I think Bobby Chompers may beat Klopp.

So you are saying Deadspin should make this into a photoshop challenge?

I hope the bakery didn't suffer any fallout.

That cake is positively radiant.

I got ahold of a leaked preview of her Fourth of July speech.

+38 Studios

My mom died of pancreatic cancer a week and a half ago. We spread her ashes this past Sunday. Fuck cancer.