*Massholes

I worked on the damn thing, and it was just as incomprehensible to us with engineering drawings as it was to the rest of the world.

Better keeper than Joe Hart.

This is some 12 Monkeys shit right here.

100% of murder victims died from it.

I thought The Rundown was pretty good.

Tractor Supply carries them around me.

Jesse Case (@jessecase) Tweeted:

Neither of those items are on the list, so I think I am safe.

I have planned to go to the grocery store after the game starts on Sunday. I love my supermarket, but the other customers drive me insane. It will be heaven.

But she works for the library!

I don’t live in the boroughs. I live near the dividing line of Putnam and Dutchess county. I also understand how senators are elected. Senator Gillibrand, who has embraced more leftist policies, was just reelected by beating her Republican challenger by 33 points.

I hate Chuck Schumer. I would love for him to be primaried. I live in New York. Chuck, you better pay attention to your constituency. I am no where near the only liberal Democrat in New York who wants to see you go.

Data point of 1: in the late 90s I was removed from extracurriculars because I was arrested at a peaceful protest at the state capital and later released with all charges dropped.

Sure, she can do better, but he can’t.

I ship MBJ and Lupita Nyong’o so hard.

Hugh Jackman is also really close with the Trumps.

“I think one of the things that we don’t want to do is try to create laws that won’t create — or stop these types of things from happening. I think if you look to Queensland, where you had over 1 victim of sewing-related crimes last year, they have the strictest knife laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped…