*laugh*cry*barf*

It is important to note that he said, “I drank beer with my friends. Almost everyone did. Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes others did. I liked beer. I still like beer. But I did not drink beer to the point of blacking out.”

Martini FREEZE Cooling Cups (set of 2) by HOST https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016CCTDM0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_-xLSBbT4TC4T0

Never forget, Korn helped make Limp Bizkit a thing.

Go home, Amazon, you're drunk.

Go home, Amazon, you're drunk.

I just discovered “Cork Taint” is the name of my new favor band I just made up. They play punk covers of big band music.

I just discovered “Cork Taint” is the name of my new favor band I just made up. They play punk covers of big band…

I refuse to believe any version of this story where I have to root for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.

Kel-ee Ka-pow-skee.

This is going to be good.

Well now I want to read the comments.

• The Trump administration seeks to deport Francis Anwana, a 48-year-old deaf and disabled man who has lived in the U.S. for 34 years. [Detroit Free Press]

What passion!

I miss her so much!

Here is a clip of their recruitment video.

That’s the picture of him you put on a tshirt?!

You are doing the lord’s work.

Thermal exhaust port?

One of the worst question a doctor ever asked me was if I would be okay with her writing a paper about me.