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Never forget, Korn helped make Limp Bizkit a thing.

Go home, Amazon, you're drunk.

Go home, Amazon, you're drunk.

I just discovered “Cork Taint” is the name of my new favor band I just made up. They play punk covers of big band music.

I just discovered “Cork Taint” is the name of my new favor band I just made up. They play punk covers of big band…

I refuse to believe any version of this story where I have to root for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III.

Kel-ee Ka-pow-skee.

This is going to be good.

Well now I want to read the comments.

• The Trump administration seeks to deport Francis Anwana, a 48-year-old deaf and disabled man who has lived in the U.S. for 34 years. [Detroit Free Press]

What passion!

I miss her so much!

Here is a clip of their recruitment video.

That’s the picture of him you put on a tshirt?!

You are doing the lord’s work.

Thermal exhaust port?

One of the worst question a doctor ever asked me was if I would be okay with her writing a paper about me.

Here’s hoping they book Rob Lowe as a guest star.