First thing I thought of, too.

Image deleted. It was in poor taste for this article.

Everybody loves crazy, until crazy loves you back.

Set and spike.

Would it help if I told you the story about my aunt getting in trouble with the secret service for throwing a whole cooked ham at Dick Cheney?

+1 handful of D batteries

There are more people in the US employed by regional theaters than employed mining coal. The Republicans constantly try to defund the NEA.

Tried the corner and missed.

Here is a picture of Ed with his son.

Ze Frank does a decent Morgan Freeman impression, but not that good.

True Facts: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOHbM4GGWADc5bZgvbivvttAuWGow6h05

You should check out the rest of the series.

If the writers keep giving me the opportunities to post these I will take them up on it.