I bet he navigates to his email via Alta Vista.

I am crying into my beer.

I know here I am stopping to buy some cheese the next time I am in the City.

FIX BAD OMBRE! VOTE!

I didn’t really have time. If I didn’t jump in when I did, my friend may have been messed up a lot worse. I ended hurting the earring yanker a lot worse than I got. I am not proud of it (okay, maybe a little), but, again, adrenaline was pumping. That was 15 years ago, and I still have a decent scar on my ear.

I had an earring ripped out in college. I was in a fight, so my adrenaline was pumping. I didn’t really feel it until a couple of hours later. I needed two stitches. It throbbed for days. Putting on and taking off shirts was a difficult task.

Starred not just for the quote, but also for the kickass user name.

Nope, it is far easier to get rid of chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Where have I seen that face before....

You sound just like that clown my mom hired for my fifth birthday party.

You can practice on Glenn Beck, too.

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

This is under appreciated.

Your mom is awesome.