Are the platforming segments of Spiritfarer any good? I’m not expecting a master-class in level design, but is there any sort of challenge there? Spiritfarer looks absolutely beautiful but I can’t shake the feeling that it’s more of a “doing stuff simulator” than an actual game.

Why the hell is a movie in a fictional fantasy setting making a joke reference to a real-world nationality?

I am fine with the idea of microtransactions, but loot boxes are still scummy and I refuse to buy any game that uses them, even if they’re just cosmetic.

“What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbating in the bathroom?”

Have you gotten to play the Switch version? I’ve heard the frame rate isn’t great.

Is there a single game out yet that actually justifies a new console generation?

This headline is like a Mad Libs of terrible things in modern gaming.

I can only speak to my own experience, but in general I don’t recommend keeping things just to have them. I keep the possessions that I currently enjoy, sell or give away everything else. The only consoles I own now are a Switch and my PC, I sold everything since the SNES generation and I haven’t missed them at all.…

How much did Uncle Vladimir pay you to write this?

Fortunately, replacing the battery is really easy. No soldering required.

My personal experience is that people with intellect do not feel the need to point out their intellect. It just flows naturally from them.

Your side is still crying because you didn't get your way in the Civil War.

During the Kavanaugh nomination, I called my senator Susan Collins five times and went to two protests. The aftermath killed my enthusiasm for convincing any Republican to do the right thing.

Wow, you’ve really thought this through. I am impressed.

Did you play in handheld mode? That seems to be the problem.

Did the Switch version ever fix the tiny font size? That was such a downer for me.

So who would win in a fight between Kamala Khan and Monkey D. Luffy?

If 3D All Stars is just a glorified emulator like some people are speculating, I’m hoping hackers will be able to stick SMG2 into it when it releases. It would also be amazing if it’s possible to reverse engineer the Gamecube and Wii emulators.

A lot of scales don’t work unless the weight is above a certain threshold. This method is also great for weighing cats, or babies, or anything that won’t sit still.

For what it’s worth, Oda has confirmed that the One Piece is an actual treasure and not “the friends we made along the way” or some crap.