“Busy Idaho Freeway During Rush Hour”

Anyone else read this as “Sky Tits Baby” at first?

Scissorhands can’t cut steel beams.

“It’s physics.” - at least 99% of the time someone says this, they’re utterly full of shit

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

No. Because you drive a Prius.

Nats Stadium > Verizon Center > RFK > 9:30 Club > any sports bar in DMV > blocked off section Pennsylvania where bros play street hockey on weekends >>>> Fedex Field

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Look for the Vikings to implement the grenade launcher formation, with Bridgewater in the shotgun, and AP lined up in the stadium tunnel.

The 7th in was in part the outgrowth of a ridiculous decision to yank Zimmermann the moment the pitch count clicked over to 100 so that he could get a completely unnecessary lefty-on-lefty matchup with Thornton against Murphy up 6 runs in the 6th inning. As a Mets fan, even down 7-1, I was licking my chops at the…

It feels like she’s totally ok with her husband’s role in all of this, with all her angst aimed at the reporter..... while she at the same time implicitly validates a scoop that the reporter didn’t even claim to be a scoop.

I even had her in the shower (it wasn’t me),

These are fun deadspin narratives, but no this is not correct.

Man, I increasingly just feel awful for RGIII. It’s basically old news at this point, but it’s amazing just how unlucky he is.

Failing the concussion test also exempted him from postgame interviews...

Well alright dude. It’s great and all that you choose to be like that, but you are in dire need of actually educating yourself before making statements like this. I’ve done so, so the onus is on you now, before such a conversation can continue successfully.

I thought the gift reporting threshold was $10k per transaction or $13k per year? Shouldn’t be an issue if it’s a gift and not payment for work.