Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

Every NFL fight sucks but this one:

I used to work internet sales4 at a dealer who handled TrueCar and other similar plans . Basically the program is an offset from invoice (say 500 over invoice), and then deduct incentives. Most often when there was a problem it was because TrueCar lets you build a car that doesnt exist. For instance you can mix…

I guess they should’ve gone with “Rhonda Rousey Steps into Octagon - AND THEN SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENS!”

Can we PLEASE get more images of the Blue Angels flying over pretty places? Seeing these six F-16s flying so far apart is getting a bit boring.

“Deadspin only played an excerpt which made me sound racist. If you listen to the full thing you’d know I’m incredibly dumb AND racist.” - Colin Cowherd

To text about the plays. These guys are old, and probably have some ridiculous shorthand. I bet it’s funny:

To everyone who (most likely didn’t read this beautiful and heartfelt essay on what it means to be a friend and and instead) is eagerly taking advantage of the unsupervised open space below to post your unneeded, unwanted and ultimately entirely impertinent opinions about the post or Gawker in general, I won’t bestow…

Hey. The information leaked. It’s not the time to point fingers, it’s just time for him to finger out how he’s going to play going forward. Digit?

Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman. Please fire Berman.

Visiting hours were over at 4 p.m. and Coughlin showed up at 3:45 p.m., which technically made him late.

If you miss the goal (not that you don’t score, but that you miss the billboard sized goal) on a PK, you deserve to lose.

Don't forget the cheese curds! That's the best part!

Perhaps dogfighting is a relic of the past, but they thought the same thing when the made the F-4 phantom and that ended terribly.

Russia - We have new missiles of incalculable death dealing potential

Desmond’s only real error is his failure to realize that if he simply changed his uniform number to 22, he would likely have the highest-selling baseball jersey in the history of South Africa.

Not even Chesty XIV? He is a Corporal now....

He was always one season ahead of his time. Every time he got traded his old team got way better.