Yeah, but Kaep was looking for elite QB money. I’m pretty sure Blaine Gabbart is paying to stay in the league. 

Right? I mean:

And for shorter rants. My thumb is sore from trying to scroll past all of that. 

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

You missed a few states.

*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*

I believe Del the Funky Homosapien would crush all but the top six in any comparison of lyricism and technical skills.

Of course Ben Shapiro is a Kobe fan...

It’s a perfect example of how he argues. After claiming that Kobe was one of the best players in 2010-2013, he whips out “25th in VORP for 2012” and hopes that the first two numbers cover for it. Get the hell out of here, man!

As dumb as this all is, I LOVE that Ben Chapino decided to jump in and defend Kobe by noting that he had THREE pretty okay years. Even by Ben’s own metrics Kobe was still not even a top 10 player in those three fucking years!

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

I don’t know if it’s because of this show, but I certainly see almost all of the casts working consistently. Lots of gigs in prime time movies. Dopeness.

Other famous NYT Headlines:

lol i gotta stop pulling that kinda shady shit

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

I will have to respectfully disagree. An alcoholic will eventually hit rock bottom and realize their illness (even if they do nothing about it). RWNJ and their hard on for guns will never hit rock bottom and never realize their fucked up, narcissistic obsession with firearms is literally killing people. They use more…

Gun reform will never happen, because like the alcoholic who won’t admit that they have a drinking problem, America won’t admit that their unhealthy obsession with guns is a problem.

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent.